The internet is listening as you type; scraping your yet unpublished thoughts with JavaScript. Terabytes and terabytes of data are dumped onto the internet every single day. For profit and not for profit ventures alike scramble to segment your virtual page views into interactive client side dashboards, widgets, and modals, oh my. Engineers, scientists, mathemeticians, business administrators, and bankers all know one thing - they want your metadata, and all they have to do for it is give you an app. With a single set of files - because that is really all an app is, right - they are in your phone. IN YOUR PHONE. It is not a conspiracy. This is our modern reality. Just like a human tracks DNA through a room, so does your device track packets of metadata à la IP hopscotch, pinging like pong, all the while leaving a trail of trackable characteristics for software to guzzle down into a third party analytics integration. Yeah, baby. And at the end of the day we pay a lot of money for telecom; for tiny phones and high speed connections. Yeah, you know it's true. We are paying them to do it to us.
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